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| Coloring in at The Hardware Store |
Granny: Why are you making them bad? Where are the good guys?
Wren: There are NO good guys. Except for Halloween.
Granny: (who persists in a modern view of good and evil rather than the post-Cold-War, post-modern complexity) There are always good guys. The good guys come and chase the bad guys away.
Wren: No, this is specially for HALLOWEEN. All the evil guys came and Feated them and chased them away. They have SPELLS. They have Freeze, Melt and so they did all that when they see a good guy and the chase-ed them away.
[Wren colors some more.]
Wren: You color them in with YELLOW they are EVIL. So this guy is yellow.]
[Silence and deep thought]
Wren: Well, the scorpion thing is good. I am going to be a Superhero for Halloween. Actually, I am going to be a Good Archer.
[Long pause of drawing]
Wren: Actually, the scorpion guy is BAD. He is the Boss. I need another piece of paper.
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| "This is the Bad Rock Monster and his little Ninja Friends." |
Shannon: Who is this guy with teeth?
Wren: He is a Rock Monster. He is the Bad rock Monster.
[Long pause where the only sound is the pen squeaking on paper]
Wren: I need more paper.
Granny: One sheet or two sheets?
Wren: Two sheets. I am drawing a big Boss Knight with all his little knights.
[Long pause while drawing. I am typing. Granny is trying to order David a sweater on Superdry.com but it keeps redirecting her to the US site.]
Wren: Now I am ready to decorate. I need scissors.
[Scissors materialize. His wish is Granny's command]
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| I am cutting out the rock monster |
Wren [cutting while singing]: Halloween dot com. Halloween dot com. Halloween dot com. Hallow BOOM. Halloween BOOM. Halloween wah wah wah wha! Where is my tape?
[Tape appears]
Wren runs into his bedroom still singing.
Wren: I get some more Halloween decorations!
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| "This shows about putting up my Halloween Decorations The Boss Bruno, Scorpion H and The Boss Finest Scorpion Mage" |
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