Roo Bar 4WD

Here are the kids on the front of the folks' 4WD. This was taken on Kangaroo Island. The kangaroo bar is the big silver thing and the lights are extra bright. Its a diesel engine and can travel for 1000km without needing gas because it has two tanks.

When Pelicans (do not really) Attack!!!

At the jetty in Kingscote, KI, the kids were impressed to see a flock of pelicans close to the jetty. The pelicans are fed by local fishermen and were sitting on the rocky wharf with a sense of anticipation and entitlement. As you can see from this picture, they are VERY large birds. Every morning as we walked on the beach a small flock of pelicans would fly across the water. The sea was very calm and the pelicans flew so low that their bellies skimmed the water.

Frost was excited to see how close he could get to a pelican (why do I keep typing 'penguin'?)

Creeping....


"Hey, I see you with my beady eye....."

CRAAAAAK!!!!!

No Frost, do not do it!!!! Come back!!!!

The first time a pelican CRAAAKed at him Frost leapt back but since the pelican didn't actually ATTACK him he rather enjoyed being the provocateur. Wren became anxious as Mum and I told Frost to stop bothering the pelicans and told Frost to stop and come back!

Signs of the Times

We are back in Adelaide after a 4 day trip to Kangaroo Island. I am so overwhelmingly behind in my writing that I am going to digress with a post about some signs I have collected along the way and hope you glean some vacation stories along the way.

Children Don't Bounce
While at Port Julia we noticed these street signs which caused some confusion in the non-Australian members of the family. The sign says "SLOW DOWN, CHILDREN DONT BONCE". Frost says that the sign is written in Australian and means Children Dont Bounce rather than "don't bounce" because the apostrophe is missing. He says he doesn't know what DONT means but it must be Australian for something.

Joshua is puzzled. He thinks that it is an edict against bouncing games like ball games. Perhaps they are risky in the road?

Iconic Wildlife Signs
Most tourist shops have copies of the Australian road signs urging you to watch out for native animals. Here are Frost and Wren beside a sign on Kangaroo Island warning drivers to watch for Echidnas on the road. Another reminds you that kangaroo, echidna and goannas are around. While driving on KI we saw many dead wallabies and possums on the roads and a fair number of dead crows, killed while eating carrion. We also went driving at night with the headlights on full-beam. Mum has a 4WD she has taken outback so it is equipt with extra headlights and a roo-bar to avoid and minimize damage from roo collisions. We drove very slowly and saw a number of wallabies on the roadside as well as a possum in a tree.



Big Machinery is Dangerous
As we were leaving Port Julia we saw a remarkable trench digging machine. It is for digging deep narrow trenches for cables and utilities in the rocky compact earth which is like concrete in places. It is not hard to believe that this is a dangerous machine to operate but I still enjoyed the graphic illustration of the danger (below). It warns MOVING DIGGING TEETH WILL KILL YOU OR CUT OFF ARM OR LEG. STAY AWAY. Wren was very interested in the machine, calling it "big digger".



The Ligurian Bee
Kangaroo Island is home to the last outpost for the pure Ligurian bee - a species of Italian bee imported many years ago and remaining in its 'pure' form. We visited a bee farm on KI and bought some honey mead. This sign is the door to the toilet at the bee farm. When i took this picture I could hear Frost singing to himself from within. Unlike the US, everyone has signage to the TOILET displayed prominently and you stand out if you ask for "the bathroom".


Signs of Drought
We toured around KI with Natasha (my best friend in Australia) and her partner Douglas. To give Wren a stretch we stopped at Duck Pond - advertised in this sign as a billabong oasis for wildlife, facing issues of recent salination. When we visited the prolonged drought which has hit the region bringing at least 3 winters of low rainfall has left the billabong almost dry. We saw one koala in a high river redgum and some gallahs but the only patch of water gave off a fetid stench and did not seem to be the oasis it once was. Here you see Frost at the billabong (waterhole) that was.


Update
We had to take Wren to the doctor today to examine a cut on his head. He was running away from me in the garden to avoid diaper change when he tripped over the garden hose and fell forward onto a low garden wall. He split his forhead and had a large egg so we took him to see a local doctor. They cleaned it up and took a look at it and said it didn't need to be taped but we should watch him for concussion.

Of course I have been neurotic all evening. It was hard to judge 'normal behaviour' because he was so exhausted after missing nap this afternoon (another story).

Josh and I had a great day - lunch out with Wren and some local shopping for delicious cheese. We made porcini risotto tonight. Frost went to tennis camp at a local Tennis Club this morning and enjoyed it a great deal. He goes again tomorrow morning.

Catching blue swimmer crabs at Port Julia

Early evening close to the high tide is one of the best times to catch crab and squid from the jetty. The crabs that live there are called "blue swimmer crabs". They swim sideways. If you lean over the jetty in the right light you can see the shapes of crab walking or swimming sideways on the sea bottom below.

It is very exciting to hunt crab. You throw a crab net from the jetty tied to a long thin rope. You tie the other end of the rope onto the jetty railing so that you can retrieve the net. Its also a good idea to tie a float to the end of the rope so that if you have the misfortune to drop your pot into the sea you can still swim and catch it, rather than losing the pot and the rope to the bottom of the sea. Here is a picture of the type of net we were using. Mum has 4 nets. You are allowed 4 per person so the jetty can become quite crowded and you have to juggle for good spots.

A 'dilly style' crab net

Before you throw the crab pot you bait it with bits of fish. We saw many people baiting their traps with fish heads but our best results were with parts of a squid someone had saved in our bait fridge. Our one crab net caught 7 crabs. Five of them were big enough - over the minimum size of 11.5 cm across the shell.

Mum at the Fish Measuring Station which explains sizes and numbers for each catch.

When the baited traps are in the water you have to check them every few minutes to see whether there is a crab in the net eating the bait. The pot lies flat on the bottom of the sea but when you pull the rope quickly it lifts up and forms a basket with the crab inside. Sometimes if you are not fast enough the crab swims out as you raise the pot. Other times, the crab eats and walks off before you check your pot.

Frost loved checking the pots. He ran up and down looking for crabs and shouting out about any he saw. Mum is an expert crab hunter and gave lots of advice helping us pick spots and tug up the nets when a crab was in it.

Checking the crab nets.

Here is Mum showing how to hold a crab. They have very sharp claws so you have to be careful. This crab was caught by someone else on the jetty but Mum helped them catch it from the net and put it in the bucket.

Frost also tried his hand at squid fishing with a fake prawn lure. We didn't do it often because he wasn't safe to cast on the jetty with so many people around. I was a bit of a danger myself! However Frost and Wren both liked holding the fishing pole and the chance to catch something. I was really surprised that Frost was not upset when other fishermen caught squid and flopped them down on the deck of the jetty. He was curious and excited and wanted to catch his own. I was the one who was pleased not to catch one. They have such big eyes I would want to let mine go.

Port Julia Vacation - Easter Weekend

We are back from Mum's house at Port Julia on the York Peninsula. Its a beautiful open plan house overlooking coastal scrub, a short scramble down a beach trail to a nearly deserted cove. Each morning I woke (around 5.30am) to a blush of red over the seaward horizon and every night we watched the full moon rise in the cobalt sky.

Frost, Josh (pushing Wren) and Mum on an early walk to the Jetty.

Our days settled into a routine - down to the beach for a quick morning swim before the receding tide made it too shallow to swim over the weedy reef which emerges by mid-morning. Later, Mum and I took the kids out on expeditions to look for fossils or to the Fair. Later, we stayed home for lunch and naptime during the hottest part of the day before heading off in the late afternoon to swim or catch crabs from the nearby jetty.

Underneath the jetty at low tide where we had a picnic and swallows swoop.

The Jetty near high tide.

We tried fishing for squid from the jetty and Frost learned to cast with the small rod (minus a hook). At first he had no idea about fishing but was worried "there would be lots of blood". When he saw a few squid caught he became quite keen and wanted to fish. Wren was also excited about holding the rod and reeling it in. Here we are practicing fishing on the local beach. I shall post a separate story about crabbing because we enjoyed it so much and it was such a BIG event.

Wren 'fishing' at the cove at high tide. Note hats and sunshirt!

Wren and I at the jetty with the squid hook on. Note GREAT EXCITEMENT on Wren's face.

Every day we dug holes and built castles on the beach. Here are Frost an Wren on the way to the beach with the beach shovels. Wren has started to call all green things "minty" color. In Australia there are many mint flavored green things and delicious milk chocolate with crunchy green flakes in it (mint crunch?). Sadly, the minty shovel broke during castle construction so we need a new one for Kangaroo Island.

Joshua is over the worst of his jet lag but is in an unusual sleep habit of going to bed at 9.30pm and waking at 7am. We bought him a kangaroo hide hat at Trims and here he is while watching Wren (Frost and Mum are crabbing off the jetty). Josh has managed to squeeze in some Bejewelled on the iPod and reading of one of his epic 5 book series. He would prefer more rain and gloom but is tolerating the sun fairly well with the help of the hat.


Frost loves the boogie board Granny bought for him. Since there are no waves to speak of Frost has made up a number of games (or tricks) to do on the board. He tries to stand on it, jump off, does slo-motion replays of the board flipping over and hitting him in the face before landing on his head. He splashes about with goggles on looking for crabs and fish but also likes getting salt water in his eyes.

"I like doing HARD stuff. I don't just like doing 'lie on this board' stuff. I like doing WOAH, HEY, ARGH, stuff. Well, there were things I attempted to do. My funnest thing I attempted to do was stand on my board and once I tried to jump in mid-air and do a spiral with my board and land in the water. I failed at that too. There were about 5 things I did succeed at. Like... like going into the water with my board, throwing my board in the water and jumping on it. That was a really fun thing."

Here he is in the water off "our beach" near the house.


According to Frost the best thing at Port Julia was "probably crab fishing". More on that later.

Playground this afternoon

I took Wren to the playground this afternoon (before the sausage incident) and we had a fun and quintessentially aussie experience.

The kids from local schools were out for the afternoon and I mingled with grannies and kids in their school uniforms (even public schools have uniforms) climbing and feeding the birds. Wren was overwhelmed with excitement about ducks and pigeon feeding. So much so that he tried to catch the birds. When our bread ran out he tried to catch the corellas - a gallah-like bird that looks a bit like a cockatoo from a distance.

I got him! Wren caught a pigeon by the wing and had to be persauded to let go

"I chase 'im?" - Corella in the distance

Wren was very happy to have me to himself. He said "No Frost, no granny, just Wren and Mummy." When he saw this little bouncy car (one of two) he said "which one shall I ride? This one? This one?" I suggest he ride the yellow one so he road the red one. He said, "I do it myself. I pretend driving this car."

Earlier he had been pretending to drive a ship. He very much enjoys steering wheels.

Other anecdotes
This morning at breakfast, Granny surprised us in a conversation to Josh by shouting "a kangaroo is crossing the lawn!"

This was particularly surprising since there are no kangaroo in the Adelaide hills.

What Mum meantto say was that it was a koala bounding across the lawn heading for its favorite tree. Within minutes the kids were outside looking for it but it had 'disappeared'. After changing from his jammies Frost went to hunt the koala and found it hiding in a cluster of leaves in the usual tree. Its pale fur of its bottom is so similar in color to the gum bark that it is hard to spot if you don't know its there.

Frost has not left the property today. He is obsessively reading although he refuses to write much and has to be nagged to keep his journal. He is reading Mistmantle 3, Secret Seven stories my Mum and I used to read, Dumb Bunnies picture books, books on puppy training and the owl series - G'hool (now book 2).

This morning I had a talk with him because Mum was upset that he had refused to listen to her explaining to him about the map of Australia. She was trying to show him the states, explain wher were had flown by plane and where we were going on our road trip this week. Frost started to walk backwards out of the room while she was talking.

He explained that he didn't mean to be rude but he doesn't like people giving him too much information like that. He likes to sit and look at the map and have QUESTIONS and have a CONVERSATION and look for CLUES and think about it HIMSELF. So, we returned to the map and he noticed the box showing scale and legend and we had some conversations about how long the railroads are, how to see State borders and where people lived. Now that he could be the expert and repeat what Granny had said he quite enjoyed it. Argh. These non-passive learning styles can drive a parent crazy.

Bung fritz

I was at the butcher this afternoon buying lamb shanks for a ragu. Wren was very hungry and excited about the sausages so I bought a few for dinner.

"Eat them now!" he said

The butcher noticed and asked if we "want some fritz?"

I said "yes" because it was something free and in the context I felt it was likely to be edible. Indeed it was. He handed Wren a thick slice of something like polony which turned out to be bung fritz an Adelaide speciality, variously described as "processed sandwich sausage" and "devon" (a Sydney word for it). An online forum ominously listed fritz ingredients as "about 50% soy meat extender and some spices. The rest is emulsified pig bits, the bits the couldn't otherwise sell." I choose to believe that bung fritz from the speciality butcher is better bits. They do say that South Australian bung fritz is the best fritz around.

It looks like this:


Wren loved the fritz. He is not a big eater but ate the whole thick slice within 5 minutes. I went back for another three slices. The fritz eating attracted attention. When Wren mentioned to the lady in the chemist (aka drugstore) that he didn't like the skin, she said "he should have taken that off for you." Apparently I didn't tell the butcher we were going to eat it now or he would have skinned it. Wren learned to remove the yellow wrapping.

While walking back to the car an elderly man sitting in the sun outside the bakery commented "he likes his fritz" when he saw Wren eating the second slice. I laughed like I knew what all the fuss was about.

I tasted it in the car. It tastes like polony too.

Update
Josh has made it onto the Qantas International connection from LAX. He says he had no time to sit down between flights - it was straight through security and then onto boarding. I am glad I didn't have a tight connection with the kids. We pick up Josh at the airport tomorrow on the way to Port Julia on the York Penninsula.

Adelaide Market

There will be no blog posts after Thursday because we're going down the York Penninsula for Easter weekend.

Easter is a big deal around here - a big deal for chocolate eggs and for going away. The traffic jams are legendary. Tomorrow morning we are going to the Adelaide food market to stock up for the weekend. We went last week and Frost really enjoyed the abundance of lollies.

There are many speciality stores which sell everything from asian greens to kangaroo meat. The next photo is mum at the Kangaroo meat butcher. Frost is covering his eyes from the horror of meat.

I have been enjoying fresh passionfruit and tropical fruit. On our last visit the passionfruit were 5 for AU$2 and I bought a dragonfruit for $4.

Here is Frost showing the interior of the dragon fruit which he found quite impressive. It takes mildly sweet like rosewater and is reminiscent of a prickly pear fruit.
We bought some pastries and bagels as well although Frost and Wren found the bagels 'different' and not quite right.

Here are Mum and Wren admiring a baker's stand.

While at the market I got into an altercation with a man while drawing cash at an ATM. He pushed in before we were done and stood alarmingly close to me. When I told him that he was rude (this was at some point into our 'discussion') he said I had no right to use the ATM because my card wasn't from that bank and that I was stealing the supermarket cart! Obviously things are different in Australia.

"You woke too early." "No no no, don't SAY THAT!"

Wren was up at 4.30am again interrupting a lovely dream I was having about falling in love with an enigmatic Chinese immigrant who ran a factory in China with a waterfall in it. He was a bit like Willy Wonker and I was quite captivated. I think I may have been a customs agent since the only TV I have been watching is Border Security. I tried to return to China but Wren was insistently awake. We argued about it and by 5am he had won.

I am sulking.

Tonight we are going to put him to bed a bit after 8pm instead of 7.30am. I am going to sleep in Frost's room and ignore any waking before 5am.

Lets see how that goes shall we?

Kiddichino

The coffee shops in Adelaide offer the typical US fare as well as kiddichinos - small cups of thick milk foam sprinkled with chocolate powder and with a side marshmallow.

The kids love their kiddichinos and even though Wren spills his fairly frequently it gives Mum and I time to down our lattes and share a moment.

Wren is now fetching an apple to add to his making "an airport" game. When I ask him what happens at the airport he tells me all the things "are going airport, " where they will "go vroom at the airplane."





Mum took the kids to the playground this afternoon and I washed my hair, lay in the hammock and generally recovered from vacation. Many of you may recognize the problem that when you take your kids on holiday you still need a holiday from your holiday (aka a break from the kids). Until we are rich or old enough to solve this problem vacation is both wonderful and an exhausting break from the kids routines. Everything from bedtime to dinner has to be reinvented.